Today, I shared an FML with my brother about a Sydney girl whose...

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By Am I backward - 31/07/2023 15:40 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I shared an FML with my brother about a Sydney girl whose sister hates her. His response? "The dumbest app or website ever. I can't believe that has any traffic still, I thought it died 10 years ago. Who even says FML anymore?" FML

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