Miscellaneous: Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue....

By samboob - 01/09/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 14:24 - Canada - Bridgewater

Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML

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I can explain

By 1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar - 06/05/2022 14:00

Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML

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Extreme reaction

By KCS - 04/03/2023 18:00 - Australia

Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2014 21:08 - Canada - Prince Albert

Today, I bought an automatic air refresher. I put the can and batteries in, and it promptly sprayed a blast of its scent down my throat. Now I can't breathe without tasting it. FML

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By g'day cunt - 26/08/2012 18:27 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my dog head-butted me in the mouth so hard that my lip split open. Twenty minutes later, I unthinkingly sprayed perfume directly into the wound. FML

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Oh gosh

By Anonymous - 16/02/2020 14:00

Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 13:59

Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML

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Fragrant

By nooneinparticular - 21/05/2020 08:00

Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML

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By justnance - 22/12/2011 18:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2010 13:16 - Malaysia

Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML

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starile 19

Thursday 2 September 2010 0:01

You're stupid

Zestus 19

Thursday 2 September 2010 0:00

Perfume oughta taste like it smells. but I suppose that'd taste terrible, too.

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illmatic2 16

Thursday 2 September 2010 1:44

But sour is good. Unless you have too much of it, then it makes you want to puke.

illmatic2 16

Thursday 2 September 2010 1:54

Well it's in the candy isle so I think it is. :P

Elision 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 2:08

lmaooo it must've smelled sweet for you to try it. :) i hope no one was watching

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 2:10

Happy Birthday to me 09/01/1993 17 Today...

lauraxx_fml 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 2:13

happy birthday for yesterday haha.. #70

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 2:20

Thx 72 Lol

illmatic2 16

Thursday 2 September 2010 2:14

Yes it should be, liquid candy is an amazing invention.

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 2:16

How the **** do you get perfume mixed up with spray candy?!!! Check before you do if you don't know what it is!!!!

teamsleep22 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 2:33

49 u look like a backstreet boy. Put a shirt on u ******* ******

Zachrutan13 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 2:44

dumb ass

Cynnnnthia 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 2:54

uhh are you retarded!? hahaha

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Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML

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Today, I realised the extent of my wife's cat obsession when I received an $850 bill for the air conditioner she leaves on for our 5 cats while we are at work. FML

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Today, I was taking a nap with my 5 month old on the floor (carpeted) in the livingroom. when I woke up my daughter bombed her diaper her and the dogs were rolling in it on the carpet and tiled kitchen....FML

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Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

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Today, I got up early because I had a bunch of work to do. It's now 11:50 p.m and I still haven't managed to get anything done. FML

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Same thing different taste

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