Intimacy: Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had...

By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By dahs - 03/04/2011 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML

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By turnedoff - 18/06/2012 01:00 - United States

Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML

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Splitting hairs

By hairycarrie - 28/08/2020 04:49 - United States

Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML

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Charming

By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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By Prinpette - 20/09/2011 21:20 - France

Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

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Hammertime

By lynn_27 - 02/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML

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By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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You deserved it 3 710

By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

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gmor 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 12:28

haha that's great!! keeper lol

RonnieBurgundy 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 12:37

A **** razors gotta eat!

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mattyboy1989 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 3:15

nom nom nom!! brilliant haha

tromboneboy 2

Thursday 21 October 2010 5:23

LMAFO OMFG!!!!!

Spottedlilly 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 5:41

well if you had sex with him afterwards you must not think its that bad... I dont really see the fml here.

chazpedersen 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 5:43

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

simoneog09 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 8:07

lmao!!

Homsar98 0

Friday 22 October 2010 3:59

lol thats hilarious

nomweed 0

Friday 22 October 2010 14:24

finally I find an FML that's actually HILARIOUS! bahaha your boyfriends the man.

Ethrilien 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 2:24

That is the most awesome thing i've heard in a long time! xD This isn't an FML, this is EPIC WIN! :D

mpphish 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 6:22

lmao hilariousss!

KittenLuvs1212 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 3:42

haha that's not an fml that's just funny

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