Intimacy: Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had...

By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By dahs - 03/04/2011 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML

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By turnedoff - 18/06/2012 01:00 - United States

Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML

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Splitting hairs

By hairycarrie - 28/08/2020 04:49 - United States

Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML

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Charming

By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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You deserved it 70 346

By Prinpette - 20/09/2011 21:20 - France

Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

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Hammertime

By lynn_27 - 02/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML

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By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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You deserved it 3 710

By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

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You deserved it 33 632

gmor 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 12:28

haha that's great!! keeper lol

RonnieBurgundy 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 12:37

A **** razors gotta eat!

Comments

CleverBotluvver 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 1:45

Thats so funny! I seriously almost pissed myself from laughing too hard, and I told all my friends about this comment! Thats really Hysterical

creationstation 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 2:41

hahahahahahaha!

ChizpaLove 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 3:24

lol.. I think it's cute.. lol

monkeygrrlee 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 3:51

...?

Shanzii_2468 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 4:16

lol XD

Carrie_1220 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 5:30

Hahahahaha funny shit

applebee_16 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 7:52

I would laugh my ass off if my boyfriend did that. bahaha

sammyhell 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 14:56

looool!

technodr01d 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 22:25

Sounds like my boyfriend, and that's why I love him so much. He's funny! LOL WHY THE **** IS THAT AN FML!?!! He was shaving so you could enjoy it more. Let him enjoy the grueling process of shaving. Shit, if you're a girl (and you shave) you should get how annoying it is. Lighten up. I wish there was a "You're A Boring Ignorant ****" option to choose besides FYL and YDI for people who post FMLs that have to do with them being a boring, ignorant **** when their life isn't ****** and they didn't really do anything to deserve it. There are so many of these it hurts.