Miscellaneous: Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf...

By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 19:49 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML

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By WTF is all I ask - 27/07/2012 23:55 - United States - Mcallen

Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML

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By Help Me - 18/01/2015 03:45 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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By PainStressLife - 11/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Dublin

Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML

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By bthms - 31/01/2010 14:46 - France

Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML

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By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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By speechless - 01/06/2013 00:50 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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Monday 1 February 2016 19:03

How can they even escort you out for flirting? Hope you at least went limp. Make them work to get you out.

Welshite 39

Monday 1 February 2016 19:06

That's why you shouldn't have told her you were going to grab her melons.

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Leauge 13

Monday 1 February 2016 22:59

Maybe she misheard you op.

JKPwnage 27

Tuesday 2 February 2016 1:31

"Hey do you have the time" "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND OMG STOP RAPING ME BY FLIRTING WITH ME"

undertakeme 4

Tuesday 2 February 2016 3:51

I don't really believe this.... any manager should be able to examine the situation, and realize what's really going on...

kemando 22

Tuesday 2 February 2016 11:16

... Flirting is somehow an offense now? If the new wave feminists have their way, soon just being a straight man might be an offense.

brickshedloski 9

Tuesday 2 February 2016 16:47

#ladykiller

JudgeComrade 17

Tuesday 2 February 2016 19:09

Feminism in action. She fought the patriarchy and won.

Ahaddad123 27

Wednesday 3 February 2016 4:20

She wishes you were flirting with her

shinikageWolf 15

Wednesday 3 February 2016 7:21

So even back in the last century there were the "I have a boyfriend" girls?

radiocaf 29

Friday 5 February 2016 2:36

I hate people like that!

Bigdawg42 8

Tuesday 6 December 2016 23:05

That's crazy. No good deed goes unpunished I guess.

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Same thing different taste

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