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By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 10:07 - United States

Today, I saw a girl I knew from high school at the DMV and she started leaning forward. I thought she was leaning into hug me. So I just began to hug her. She was actually trying to throw something in the garbage. FML

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By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 18:07

Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML

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By nonfreehugs - 04/10/2012 05:09 - United States - Seattle

Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML

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The disrespect!

By squeezable - 19/06/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my love handles, and said, "Honk, honk!" FML

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Public freakout!

By Cheerieful - 07/05/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML

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Drugs, not hugs

By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, in a crowded hallway, I saw the guy I fancy standing in front of me, with his arms open wide. Thinking he wanted to hug me, I wrapped my arms around him and stepped back. He looked at me like I was nuts. I then realised he was trying to hug the girl next to me. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 20:44 - United States

Today, I was in school and spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her I broke her nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 16:30 - Sweden

Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML

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Thursday 23 April 2009 20:03

Oh man, thats so embarassing!

mattmag 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:07

Hugs are nice, universally. She enjoyed it, even if she acted creeped out.

Comments

effyourlife_ 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:10

haha! those awkward moments define my life!

carliexobon 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:29

lmao aw that sucks and must have been very embarrassing.

1073kat 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:35

HAHAHAH ive done that before to people. ...awkwardddd ya

LittleMiss1 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:35

Aw i do that to you look like a tard lol

rakhil11 7

Friday 24 April 2009 0:54

ooh awkward. can't u tell the difference, though? an "i'm about 2 hug u" and an "i'm about 2 throw something in the trash" poses r totally different. anyway, i'm sure she already 4got all about it

mrsbickhart 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:12

LMFAO

danielleFML 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:34

oh my god, i would have smacked you. socially inept much?

hcoxo134 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:46

FYL. lmfao.

Nneoma109 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:49

man...i know you're really embarrassed! i feel your pain dude! But I do admit to doing somthing like that to somebody

missAK 0

Friday 24 April 2009 2:20

or maybe just pretended to be completely crazy.. maybe say "Diana Ross!! it's absolutely smashing to see you!" and sprint awaaaayyy!! then she wouldn't think you were creepy OR awkward. just insane.