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By 88_OP - 25/07/2011 02:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2014 18:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I just got back from a two week vacation. I live with six people and only the dog was happy to see me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 01:30

Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML

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By supercharged - 05/04/2015 18:03 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML

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By Lonely626 - 16/06/2016 22:26

Today, while talking with a coworker, we discussed a weekend home invasion scenario. It was then that I realized my social circle is so non-existent, that my job would notice I'm gone before my friends would. FML

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By carr - 04/03/2011 16:25 - France

Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML

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By taylor124 - 22/08/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 01:15 - Canada

Today, I saw some friends' cars at a friend's house, but thought nothing about it. Then I found pictures on Facebook of the pool party they had as a going away party for my friend, who is leaving the country for three months. I had no idea my friend was leaving, and I was the only one not invited. FML

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By Fuckup - 05/08/2013 18:09 - United States - Naples

Today, I returned to work after a much-needed vacation. I got a lot of weird stares from my co-workers, and my boss eventually came over and told me to go home. Why? My work week starts tomorrow, not today. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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takanuva0123 0

Monday 25 July 2011 8:39

You call those people friends?

hannahrawrr 0

Monday 25 July 2011 8:39

Some friends you got there.

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pianogirl12345 8

Monday 25 July 2011 9:00

Time to start hanging out other "friends" (:

pianogirl12345 8

Monday 25 July 2011 9:30

**hanging out with other

DaimonxWitch 4

Monday 25 July 2011 9:00

they're obviously not your friends, then. unless, of course, you have a habit of not talking to them for extended periods of time?

ThisGi 0

Monday 25 July 2011 9:01

I wouldn't be calling them my friends if I was you

masher005 1

Monday 25 July 2011 9:18

friends....? I think not

NaomiMadison 4

Monday 25 July 2011 9:19

Don't you talk to your 'friends' about your life? lol I'm pretty sure id let all my friends know I was going on vacation!

dadof2 4

Monday 25 July 2011 9:22

that also means you have no pets or plants cause you didnt have anyone take care of them so tell us again who do you have

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 25 July 2011 9:43

Just think about it like this. They missed you so much that they pretended you were there.

TEM123 4

Monday 25 July 2011 9:56

You didn't tell your friends you were going away in the first place? YDI

manbearpig7173 0

Monday 25 July 2011 10:05

What friends?

itzNaynay 0

Monday 25 July 2011 10:07

Wow!! you seem really close to your friends! :)

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