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By leilei - 30/11/2010 00:25 - Philippines

Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML

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By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2021 23:01 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I was riding an electric scooter on my way to work when a car sped out of a driveway and hit me. Not only did I end up in hospital, but I missed my job on the second day back. FML

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You deserved it 126

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By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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You deserved it 2 474

By Parade - 28/02/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML

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You deserved it 3 126

By rocks_hurt - 16/08/2018 13:00

Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML

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You deserved it 253

By HateTheBus - 18/03/2019 02:00

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. I went to pull the cord to request a stop when the driver slammed on the breaks to avoid running a red light, causing me to get thrown out of my seat and slide down the aisle and hit my head on a pole by the front of the bus. FML

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You deserved it 221

By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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You deserved it 3 006

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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You deserved it 43 967

By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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You deserved it 3 500

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Tuesday 30 November 2010 9:04

This only proves your point...somewhat.

SettoFail 9

Tuesday 30 November 2010 9:04

how ironic

Comments

thatsbadnews 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 2:55

how the heck can you possibly writ this if you got hit by a motorcycle????? r u superman!!??

IWABO2_ 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 4:47

Lmao sucks for you!!

deven329 1

Wednesday 1 December 2010 4:54

it is unsafe? WTF, its perfectly safe if he can ride it

AyeJayAJ 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 8:00

FYL hope u get better ;)

ouchfml5 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 0:37

lol it would have been funnier if the one who was driving the motorcycle was her friend who offered her to ride with him xD

carlokes 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 10:11

how horrible

swagerific227 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 6:48

lol the irony

Dr_Soapynutz 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 22:08

Stop being a puss and take risks.

chucklessylsos 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 8:48

serves u right!

dirtdude19 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 9:15

That's why you be smart an look both ways or go on your friends motorcycle.

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