Transportation: Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off...

By thatgirl34 - 09/02/2012 11:29 - Australia

Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2024 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2018 05:00

Today, I got into a car accident and totaled my car. Also today, someone bought themselves $600 worth of office furniture online with my bank info. My bank doesn’t believe me so they won’t help me get the money back. I'm broke and carless. FML

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diesel1226 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 16:06

Buy a car to go with the new seat covers.

biggestfan23 11

Thursday 9 February 2012 16:06

Well the most logical thing to do is return them

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harmsfarms 3

Friday 10 February 2012 10:33

-maybe you should start thinking - before doing...getting rid of car (?) maybe no "new" car seat covers.

iris1882 4

Friday 10 February 2012 13:22

Maybe you should have made the payment instead of buying crap you don't need!

thatgirl34 6

Sunday 12 February 2012 10:10

Crashed car!

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