By bill - 28/11/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML
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Ninjaface 0

Your dog is very unruly; it won't even exist when you tell it to!

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loki09 4

While this is super funny, totally made me lol. There is a very simple solution. Go to the courthouse and fight the ticket. If you do not have a dog, it should be very easy for you to prove, beyond reasonable doubt. The ticket will be dismissed. :)

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perdix 29

That's the polite way to tell you to stop ******** in the hallways, the lobby and the other common areas.

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startafire 0

Sounds like something that would have happened in the dorms at my college, lol. How do you prove that you don't own a dog? Good luck with that one, OP.

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omgzdude 0

oops.... might have been the wrong mailbox...

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Flounder 2

Then this is not an FML, but a clerical error. You clearly do not understand the rules of this game.

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Skull_300 0

What the ****? You got a cat?

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