Love, Intimacy and Animals: Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed...

By Darling_Cherry - 02/01/2010 21:22 - United States

Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML

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By catlady - 01/03/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML

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Good boy, best boy

By Anonymous - 20/07/2020 14:01

Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 19:55 - United States

Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I have with my cat. Even then, she ignores me. FML

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By LaurahLunatic - 05/09/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, I realized that my cat has been laid more times than me. FML

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You deserved it 6 041

Meow!

By patronuscat? - 05/10/2017 01:30

Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML

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You deserved it 1 059

By crazycatlady - 19/11/2012 16:15 - United States

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

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You deserved it 18 418

By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

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By meow - 14/01/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 00:09 - United States - Green Bay

Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML

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By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

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devendra_fml 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:00

your name is quite appropriate, in that case.

PhillyFox 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:09

This kind of depends on how old you are. If you're like 50 and you still haven't gotten laid even though you want to, then yeah, FYL. If you're 17, then the world isn't going to end if you don't have sex tomorrow.

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Loveya448 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:29

You need to get laid.

Zingers 9

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:31

Wow, I thought you were going to say your dad before I was done reading it. xD

Ninjaface 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:34

Don't worry, there's nothing wrong with monogamy. Is he good?

Cheekers1989 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 9:39

Hahahahaha. That's hilarious. =)

Spaceghost77 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:35

Are you ugly, not trying, or looking for love? I bet the first and last.

drewbell 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:38

the bad news is.. it's still a pussy...

JulzKay 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:44

Today, I read too many FMLs with lonely ******* people griping.

Rabbity 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 1:32

Agreed.

stereofidelica 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 6:50

This.

Shaynasdfjkl 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:45

Not a bad thing, you're not a *****.

nasat 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 9:36

judging by your pic I can't say the same hahaha

Lolzords 11

Tuesday 7 December 2010 2:45

Zing.

legendary1993 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:48

When the lights are off it's easy to forget that he's your dad.

Poetic_catfish 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:54

It's shallow and pathetic to think that having sex makes you a **** or *****

ridikulous 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 0:40

this^

gingersnapper 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:58

How is this an FML? Embrace the joys of lesbianism, young woman. EMBRACE THEM!111eleventy.

Oz_Alice 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 17:17

This.

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Meow!

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