Health: Today, I realized that mixing alcohol with my medication causes...

By Kreen - 02/02/2012 08:10 - China

Today, I realized that mixing alcohol with my medication causes me to lose my memory. I went to see my favorite band in concert last night and I can't remember a single song they played. FML

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By anonymous - 11/08/2010 19:19 - Canada

Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML

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By JustSayNo - 11/08/2013 23:23 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out why my doctor told me not to mix pain killers with alcohol when I was told that last night I tried to convince a group of teenage tourists that I was one of the nitwits from One Direction, and then got miffed when they laughed at me. FML

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By Meg93 - 26/06/2019 23:00

Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 01:30 - United States

Today, my bandmates showed up to our gig drunk. Our drummer kept losing the rhythm and the lead guitarist was more concerned about staying drunk than playing the right notes. In the middle of a song, they both gave up, put down their instruments, and kept sipping a beer, while at least cheering me on while I finished it. FML

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By louie - 31/01/2012 20:17 - United States

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML

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By Sleepless Dreams - 29/11/2016 04:42 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my roommates told me about all the stupid and embarrassing things I did last night, none of which I remember. Drunk out of my mind? No, I just tried a new sleeping pill after weeks of insomnia. I still barely slept. FML

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By bandfuckup - 13/03/2017 00:00

Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 02:00

Today, my brain seemingly went on vacation and I forgot the lyrics to a song I was performing in front of a live audience, so I ended up ad-libbing a bunch of garbage. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2017 20:00

Today, the water was shut off, so I had to wash down my anti convulsants, anti depressants and sleep aids with an old, flat, non-alcoholic beer from the night before. I don't think I've ever had a more mentally dysfunctional cocktail. FML

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By CA19oo - 16/01/2012 03:08 - United States

Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML

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DooleyFTW 17

Thursday 2 February 2012 12:07

Well it's pretty obvious alcohol and medication don't mix! It probably said it on the information on the medications package. You fully deserve it

MaceFaceLOL 8

Thursday 2 February 2012 12:10

Do they not say on the prescription not to drink with alchohol..Learn to ready buddy...YDI

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ilove80smetal 8

Thursday 2 February 2012 17:36

Hey at least you didnt wake up in a room with a strange sketchy lady who looks suspiciously like a man. It happens man.

Sab0026 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 17:43

YDI... It should be common knowledge that you don't mix alcohol with meds.... Idiot....

Bullheard 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 17:43

tht happind to me but it put me n th hospital barley alive...

jayisacooter 1

Thursday 2 February 2012 17:44

Sounds awesome to me!!!!!!!!

Brak_Spaceman 19

Thursday 2 February 2012 17:58

That sounds like a terrible combination. You should consult your physician before doing such things.

Brak_Spaceman 19

Thursday 2 February 2012 18:01

Barley?

Rawrfearme96 5

Thursday 2 February 2012 18:02

That was stupid.

dpgft10 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 18:23

Medication+Rock Concert+nonsensical comments= thumbs down Thumbs down if u support this message homies

burntfish44 1

Thursday 2 February 2012 18:25

You're f**king retarded op. f**king retarded.

AzWolf 5

Thursday 2 February 2012 18:26

What part of "dumb" don't you understand?

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