Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond...

By sillyfox4lyfe - 07/05/2011 07:08 - United States

Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2017 16:00

Today, I got in an argument with my wife. I told her that I feel like she immediately disagrees with anything I say. She immediately disagreed and said she never does that. FML

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By Cygnus - 03/08/2015 14:14 - United States - Ruthven

Today, I responded to an argument with my girlfriend by only using comebacks she'd used in previous arguments. I'm single now. FML

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By fucking_worthless_loser - 08/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Concord

Today, I got into an emotional argument with Cleverbot. I ended up apologizing. FML

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By sninapeters - 22/12/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

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By mindlost - 07/01/2010 02:58 - United States

Today, I had an argument over whether or not I should buy some flowers. With myself. Out loud. FML

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By PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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So annoying

By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 11:01

Today, my girlfriend and I were arguing. I told her that "same" and "similar" were two different words that meant two different things. She said, "I don't know about that, let me research it." This is the level of, "I always need to be right" that I deal with every day. I need to end things, for both of our sakes. FML

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By itsawonderfulife - 23/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML

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By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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You deserved it 11 313

By petty petty petty - 08/09/2017 16:00

Today, my mom yelled at me for fighting with my younger brother. Not because she wanted us to stop, but because my brother couldn't find a good comeback to my argument. FML

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jbird1193 3

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:51

no I don't. yes I do

LolliDolly 19

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:52

Wait...this isn't normal?

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mecaifine24 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:58

don't worry everyone does that *sarcastically rolls eyes*

krystian23 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:58

crazy

cookie_3008 4

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:01

OMG! I do that too!!...wait.. Of course I dont!! Yeah..I do!! No.. I dont!!

Charm651 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:03

you're not alone mate :)

gemzroxya 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:03

not fml worthy mate, sorry.

ThatLooksSticky 16

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:04

everybody does that.

XxbrokeNCYDExX 6

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:04

It's normal to do that.

Blueglasscup 18

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:05

Haha I do that too OP. Hopefully you don't do it in public though.

sassypants93 17

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:08

Do you ever find yourself having make up sex after you have a fight with yourself?

Frelling 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:17

Only if she has a ferret.

HeavyMetalViking 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:24

or a possum. I'm calling PETA now.

xrainbowshadowx 17

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:10

Don't we all? :P

alex1432 9

Saturday 7 May 2011 21:57

your pic is funny

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Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML

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Today, the guy I met on Tinder texted me about our date tomorrow. He seemed nervous. I come to find out his mom overheard us talking on the phone and wants to meet me. I said OK, that’s not big deal. That’s when he told me that he’s actually 17. I now hate myself because I’m 26. FML

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Today, I found out that sometimes when my girlfriend is mad at me she will allow our unfixed male dog to jack off on my pillows when I'm at work. She won the battle and the war. FML

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Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as revenge. FML

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Same thing different taste

So annoying

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