Miscellaneous: Today, I realized my parents have gone out of they're way to... - FML

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By Thinking about running - 26/04/2016 15:13 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I realized my parents have gone out of they're way to make it impossible for me to move out. Mom once resorted to guilt tripping. I'm seriously considering just selling my stuff pocketing the money and leaving one day soon. The only problem is my little brother who would track me down. FML

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Hazel515 22

Wednesday 27 April 2016 5:07

Wow u are stuck in the house for good

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Hazel515 22

Wednesday 27 April 2016 5:07

Wow u are stuck in the house for good

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