Love: Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend... - FML

By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

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By sunkissedberries - 15/07/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

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You deserved it 3 871

By someonepleasehelpme - 18/07/2014 16:49 - United States - Centreville

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML

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You deserved it 5 910

Lying bastard

By dwellswithin - 20/07/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML

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Secrecy

By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

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You deserved it 219

By Yousaidyouweremoving - 11/12/2016 16:23 - United States

Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML

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You deserved it 746

By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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You deserved it 4 248

By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 363

Alexa, play "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys

By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 11:00 - United States - Levittown

Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML

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You deserved it 121

By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 20:35 - Netherlands

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

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You deserved it 5 553

By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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pieintheface 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 19:02

maybe that's his evil twin

Skroal_stomper 5

Tuesday 17 August 2010 19:01

guess he wasn't into you.

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Wynton 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 3:18

idk wtf yall r tlkin bout.....i mean.... cancun mexico is bangin....as ****.. :|

zackkmann21 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 4:10

i'v heard one like this before.

porter12 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 5:04

I live in a America but I agree completely with 77. lmao

porter12 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 5:09

and 75 stfu you're just as bad as anybody that puts a shirtless pic on here. not that we can't tell yours isn't an original photo. it looks fake as shit. get a life this is fml nobody cares about your self obsession.

lordofkiwis 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 5:39

op u gave more than 1 boyfriend?

McCamryn123 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 6:04

u know thats kinda sad but lies once shame on him and twice dump him

SaintE_fml 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 6:49

he is horrible at geography! just saying! or u shop far for deals or whatever

OppositePoster 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 8:07

Today, my girlfriend found out that I wasn't having a good vacation time at mexico, like told her. I just really wanted to have some alone time for myself but we ended breaking up.FML

cheziechez 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 8:43

damn, time for a new bf

chrissyloveee 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 17:58

i think it's time you found a new ******* boyfriend... wow, fyl..

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