Miscellaneous: Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store....

By feelinblue - 23/06/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML

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By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 07:02 - Canada

Today, one of my elderly swimming students ran into me at Walmart. Being a polite teenager, I said hi to him. He looked at me surprised and said, "Oh dear! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" I'll never forget the look on his wife's face. FML

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By itwasajoke - 25/12/2016 21:23

Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML

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By elizio - 04/08/2015 11:59 - United States - Trenton

Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 04:00

Today, I ran into an old friend, and she asked me how I was doing. I replied, "Still alive!" like I always do. I forgot both of her parents recently passed away. FML

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The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

By Ghost - 14/12/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I was at my 10-year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screamed when she saw me. Then she started hitting me, looking panicked. I calmed her down and asked why she hit me. She says, "Everyone thought you were dead"' FML

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By Jaggu - 29/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

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By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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By Childhood - 12/12/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't you the girl who's dad always came in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 17:49 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML

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deathbunny256 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:16

You shouldve said Ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm stayin alive. stayin alive.

spamuella 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:03

aw that's horrible. they probably had heard some rumour. don't worry about it. haha :)

Comments

aback 4

Wednesday 24 June 2009 1:15

It's not your fault she's still stupid. You're only asked to teach, not required to perform miracles.

mergdaline7 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 1:17

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duchesse427 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 1:22

mad disrespectful, she coulda kept that shit to herself.

happy_me 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 1:22

i always think that, but never say it out loud. fyl for her being so rude

akeena13 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 2:45

wtf? your an asshole.

meriadoc2 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 3:37

Awwww im sorry but i laughed soooo hard! That sounds like something from a show on disney!! Lol

curryndricegirll 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:16

I don't think she meant disrespect or wanted to call you old. You said she didn't recognize you, so she probably thought you were some other teacher that had died that she heard about. Either that, or she heard a rumor.

firebabe23410 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:33

ok like seriously that person is stupid. they prolly felt stupid that they didn't recognize you. when i mentored at an elementary school this year i saw my old 5th grade teacher and she still remembered me, and i remembered her........what i'm saying is my first thought wasn't you're still alive, my first thought was "o you actually remember me"