Miscellaneous: Today, I put on some sheets my step-dad got me as a present....

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 10:15 - United States - Oxnard

Today, I put on some sheets my step-dad got me as a present. I put them on just so he'd feel good, knowing they're white and I'm a woman. Yeah my period also came early today and the sheets are absolutely ruined. Two washes and still stained. FML.

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