Animals: Today, I pulled off the road to help a turtle cross it. Before...

By RestlessDiesel - 18/04/2016 14:40 - United States - Hudson

Today, I pulled off the road to help a turtle cross it. Before I could get out of my car a dump truck ran over the turtle, splattering my car with turtle guts and bits of shell. FML

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Road rage

By Xtine - 23/06/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, while on the road, I saw a turtle in the middle of the other lane. I slammed on my brakes and got out, holding up, and pissing off, several drivers on both sides of the highway. Getting closer to the turtle, I realized that it was not a turtle at all, but a very large pile of dog shit. FML

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Pile on

By turtle - 12/07/2011 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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Alas, poor Donald

By Hit and Run - 13/07/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, while driving, I put on my hazards and slowed to a stop to let a family of geese cross the street. The pick-up truck behind me however, decided to change lanes and speed off, running over at least half of them. FML

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By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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Nature is healing

By kat, ACT - 20/12/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML

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By newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

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RIP in peace

By avatarnicole9 - 04/06/2015 05:17 - Canada

Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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You deserved it 13 883

By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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chitochito 17

Monday 18 April 2016 23:28

Looks like he'll burn in shell.

CryingPotato 7

Monday 18 April 2016 23:28

Looks like you were too slow heheh... I'll leave now

Comments

catanita 18

Tuesday 19 April 2016 7:59

Poor thing. Many animals perish due to our roads. It is very sad.

koijj 14

Tuesday 19 April 2016 8:33

wow that sucks when people like you do nice things just because you can. but then it backfires and it doesn't work out at all.

catanita 18

Tuesday 19 April 2016 10:14

There is a saying: No good deed goes unpunished. Somehow applies here.

SteveBassist 20

Tuesday 19 April 2016 8:33

Turtle-y awful.

brenton490 19

Tuesday 19 April 2016 9:33

RIP turtle 2016-2016.

ritzkets 12

Tuesday 19 April 2016 11:46

it's the thought that counts

writerchic85 25

Tuesday 19 April 2016 15:16

I think this is really more of an Fml for the turtle.

danman27 15

Tuesday 19 April 2016 19:09

Oh no!

BillysBurgers 5

Tuesday 19 April 2016 19:32

OP, you deserve two things. Praise for trying to help a turtle cross the road. Therapy for that horrible, horrible accident.

GruesomeUrchin7 10

Tuesday 19 April 2016 19:58

The turtle should not have been on the road

kaegomay12 17

Tuesday 19 April 2016 21:29

Why did the turtle cross the road? To fill up on dishell!

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