Miscellaneous: Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next...

By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 21:58 - United States

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

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By juliet - 06/04/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML

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By justjust - 28/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2022 18:00

Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

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By Chuffy - 04/11/2012 07:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML

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Manoeuvres in the dark

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 21:13 - Canada

Today, I had to perform with my orchestra at an event. I hadn't eaten at all because I had to get my blood sugar tested. During the middle of a song, I passed out. No one helped me and no one stopped playing, "because the song wasn't over and they didn't want to ruin the performance." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML

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By a person - 05/03/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML

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By Sebastian - 17/03/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML

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nowIshallrise 0

Friday 18 March 2011 23:42

could've told him what happened? if he already knew, he's a dumbass.

Gi510 0

Friday 18 March 2011 23:43

Sounds like ur teacher is an ass

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FancyKnickers_fml 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 3:35

It isn't a drama audition. Girls are always dramatic.

Miss_Random 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 3:47

I remember during a chorus concert back when I was in middle school, the teacher kept flashing dirty looks and pointing her finger in my direction in between songs. I thought she was angry at someone behind me or just being crazy, so I just stared back her.....while chewing my gum. She wanted me to get rid of it. Ha! Luckily though, she didn't give me an 'F'. You should talk to the principle.

MaxTheFrench 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 3:56

Désolé pour toi, je pense que ton prof doit être un bel enfoiré. Great english by the way

bobjoefredsky 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:20

what in the hell is this I can't believe it I will go over there and slap the piss outta all three of y'all your teacher for being a smartass, your girl for being a wimp and for you for being whiney you stupidass.

Schiffy 18

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:23

Your grammar sucks. Just saying.

bazingaman10 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 5:09

how is he being whiney? he got an F for preventing someone from falling on the floor. Is he supposed to just let her fall??

solberner 4

Saturday 19 March 2011 8:37

one your not a whimper for fainting two up is a girl

MusoManiac 4

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:45

Your teacher is retarded.

greenlantern27 6

Saturday 19 March 2011 5:00

That's what you get for being nice, I guess.

khaya 9

Saturday 19 March 2011 5:24

I call attempted rape. S

mcnally664 5

Saturday 19 March 2011 5:29

exactly - I learned early that a reasoned and unemotional argument can being authority dbags down quickly - when that didn't work I would say they touched me *down there*

hcovballer247 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 5:59

just to let you know, you usually pass out from singing when your knees are locked. there are plenty people who have passed out while singing because they had their knees locked. just a warning(:

crazy_bananas 31

Monday 12 September 2016 16:17

Ha! At my high school we called that pulling a band kid. One of them, usually a Freshman, would lock up their knees during a performance and pass out about once a year.