Love: Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed...

By SupaSu - 02/04/2009 05:35 - Canada

Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML

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By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

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By asshole - 02/10/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML

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By fmynote - 27/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I wrote a note for my crush of 2 years, expressing all my feelings for him signed it as "Forever your lover" then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked back up to me, tossed the note at me and said "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 15:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML

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And they call it puppy love…

By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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By fezhafeez - 23/02/2016 19:26 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML

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Never leave evidence

By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 02:00

Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it and sent it to her friend. FML

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By MCKilllerrr - 18/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML

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jaclynm 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 16:16

How old are you? like 7? isn't that something you did in like elementary school? man up.

blue8795 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 16:07

Ouch. Had you ever talked to her before this?

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BigLord 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 16:28

... dude, what? Do these kind of things still happen?

llamatrauma 5

Thursday 2 April 2009 16:29

the actor who played luke skywalker?

iplaylax 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:58

you got it chief

faithxoxox 1

Friday 22 June 2012 14:25

In which case, the answer is always a resounding yes.

azk3000 9

Monday 1 April 2013 8:33

and the joker in the batman cartoons

Spider_fml 9

Thursday 2 April 2009 16:33

So what did she say once she found out?

ohdamn_fml 2

Thursday 2 April 2009 16:38

She probably doesn't know your name is Mark considering you seem to have a huge ******. F*cking ask her out in PERSON. Then once you show you have balls, maybe she'll realize you're a dude

iplaylax 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:01

seriously. I didn't know they still passed notes.

Hong_Kong 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 16:43

PUSSSSSSSSSY

markh110 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 16:45

COMPLETE freak out when I read that because I'M a Mark H. :P

SW11 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 16:47

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. nice.

greenman_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 16:53

Wow man, I don't know how that didn't work out. Passing notes is definitely the best way to ask a girl out. It shows that you're passive, nervous, scared of confrontation, and void of confidence: all qualities females look for. I can't believe she didn't even know your name!

SpunkT 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 16:56

That sucks, but if she doesn't know you, you probably don't know her very well either. You should try to get to know her better before asking her out. She could be a giant bitch. And probably is if she doesn't even know her classmates by name. That or you're insanely shy and need to talk more in class. Get over it man.

babydoll86_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 16:59

#19 wins! Seriously man, get some guts and ask her out in person. No girl likes a wimp. I'm sorry you got let down and all, but really... what do you expect?