Intimacy: Today, I overheard my parents in the kitchen talking about how...

By Sam - 27/02/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I overheard my parents in the kitchen talking about how they wanted to try anal tonight. There is over three and a half feet of snow outside, leaving me no way to escape the horrible sounds and mental images yet to come. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 20:58 - United States - Raynham

Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML

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By Miserableperson - 18/03/2017 18:00

Today, I found out that we're supposed to get 3 feet of snow, and the person who plows our driveway is out of town. We're stranded on a huge hill. FML

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By Grounded - 03/11/2011 09:18 - United States

Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2017 15:00

Today, I was in a huge traffic jam with my boyfriend due to heavy snowfall. After being in the car for 4 hours, we were stuck in a tunnel with hundreds of cars behind and in front of us. Then the diarrhea hit. I had to shit in a plastic bag in the car. FML

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Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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Get it on

By WentInABush - 15/11/2012 07:23 - United States - Portland

Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML

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By gr8terevil - 02/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room, with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. And now it's melting. FML

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FeedMonkeyking 4

Monday 28 February 2011 0:53

Headphones never occures to you?

krushr 3

Monday 28 February 2011 0:56

Steal their lube.

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DRIEAM 0

Monday 28 February 2011 1:22

I am your father.

unhappybitch 8

Monday 28 February 2011 1:26

Wow that sucks

4evermossin 0

Monday 28 February 2011 1:29

If I were you I'd get a ****** snow mobile

sixfoot2 0

Monday 28 February 2011 1:37

lmao!! that's hell of funny!

FreakoHolm 6

Monday 9 May 2011 1:54

Hahaha win

sixfoot2 0

Monday 28 February 2011 1:39

wow that's soooo disgusting!

alice490 0

Monday 28 February 2011 1:43

thats so nasty and messed up on so many levels

ImanAzol 4

Monday 28 February 2011 4:43

Yes, we old people never have sex. Does it shock you to know that my 42 year old wife *****, sucks, swallows and takes it up the ass, eats pussy, uses a vibrator and has been DPed on occasion?