Work: Today, I noticed we had gotten new colored toothpicks at the...

By dulllife - 08/12/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, I noticed we had gotten new colored toothpicks at the restaurant I work at. That was the highlight of my day. Apparently my life has gotten so boring I get excited over colored toothpicks. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 11:55 - United States - Louisville

Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML

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By insanitycalling - 26/10/2011 06:36 - Canada

Today, at my job as a produce clerk at a grocery store, I had an entire conversation with my coworker about how nice the new cabbage boxes are. This is all it takes to thrill me these days. FML

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By Pick out the picks - 24/09/2022 15:30 - United States

Today, I picked out a toothpick from a pizza. This is not the first time I've had to do this. It is also not the first time that I didn't see it until less than a second before I bit down on the piece with the toothpick embedded in it. Looks like there's a toothpick assassin on the loose. FML

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Can't you see?

By imaqtb - 09/09/2010 03:35 - Canada

Today, I was working at a restaurant. This guy comes up to the counter and asks if he could have some toothpicks. I told him they were right in front of him. He said, "Sorry, I'm blind." Thinking it was a joke, I laughed until he said, "No, seriously." FML

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By stupidtoothpick2 - 16/08/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML

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By S. - 26/08/2012 16:20 - Estonia

Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 01:44 - United States - Waldorf

Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book. FML

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By sirengamer - 14/06/2017 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at my job where we buy precious metals. A man came in and said, "Here, I have something special for you." He then pulled a tooth out of his mouth that had dental gold on it and placed in it my bare hand. Yeah, special indeed. FML

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By embarassed - 14/01/2011 10:11 - United States

Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML

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By Simon Cowell - 08/09/2018 20:30

Today, I realised my teeth are so stained that they look cleaner when I've not brushed them. FML

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Thursday 8 December 2011 12:02

Dude you're gonna lose your shit when the new tablecloths come in.

sariannacanna 6

Thursday 8 December 2011 11:54

Those toothpicks are pretty cool.... Lol

Comments

SxeDaze 13

Friday 9 December 2011 2:23

Colored toothpicks are awesome OP, it's not FYL. It's FML for not knowing where you work.

alexup24 13

Friday 9 December 2011 2:56

Don't worry, I'd be excited too

linnie_wesker 20

Friday 9 December 2011 4:54

Hey, my life is pretty exciting and I would still get excited if we got colored toothpicks at my job. That sounds awesome.

bubo_fml 10

Friday 9 December 2011 7:38

'Colored' tooth picks?!? That's some racist shit!! Then again, that's Texas for you!!

mintstashinurtea 5

Friday 9 December 2011 11:40

at least you have a ******* job

kareltje 17

Friday 9 December 2011 13:57

YFDI!!! I get so sick and tired of all these "my life is so boring that I get excited over" messages. It's a ******* CHOICE! You let your Life end in the gutter where you get excited about stupid things. If you think your Life is boring, why the hell don't you do something about it?