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By Emily / Thursday 3 March 2011 15:23 /
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By  RedPillSucks  |  30

Here let me do it for you.... Today (some time in the last 24hrs), a man (homo sapien sapien, male) struggling (having physical difficulty) up some slippery (unable to fully grasp or purchase because of some lubricant, usually ice) steps (stairs leading to a home or abode) with a pram (baby stroller, google search About 7,720,000 results (0.13 seconds) ) dropped his sunglasses (darkened lenses placed over the eyes to minimize brightness. Sometimes used to look cool) off his head (something infrequently used by FML readers) in his struggle. I hurried (moved quickly towards) to pick them up for him as he had no free (he paid for them, so they're not free, but most likely his hands were occupied doing something else) hands, and instead stood on them and snapped them in half (he broke them). Just because you are not familiar with every single variant of the english language doesn't mean OP has to spell everything out for you. In Austrailia, I showed up for Shrimp on the Barbie with a small guy humping a barbie doll and was promptly tossed out.

By  DocBastard  |  38

Just to do a little research, I timed how long it would take me to type in "WTF is a pram?". Then I timed how long it took me to type "pram" into google so I could see hundreds of pictures of prams. WTF is a pram: 0.9 seconds pram: 0.2 seconds I do this research for you because I care.

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Let me be the first to congratulate you on helping stop this plague spreading across the world. I have discovered that an alien race are trying to gain control of our minds through sunglasses. Please if you have sunglasses do what this brave Emily has done. Till next time, good bye and remember sunglasses kill

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  DocBastard  |  38

Just to do a little research, I timed how long it would take me to type in "WTF is a pram?". Then I timed how long it took me to type "pram" into google so I could see hundreds of pictures of prams. WTF is a pram: 0.9 seconds pram: 0.2 seconds I do this research for you because I care.

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  BisFitty  |  7

A good FML doesn't require research. We don't come here to do homework.

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  DocBastard  |  38

Insomnia, you do it well. BisFitty, if taking one second out of your life to type "pram" into google constitutes homework for you, then I feel sorry for your teachers. 1+3=? "omg maths again? Srsly, wen will i eva use THAT agin? looooooooool"

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  thatonename  |  7

sorry doc but I have to poo t this out. how long did it take to write your mini-rant? how long would it have taken to write one sentence explaining what a pram is? why do you have to be a dick and not just impart some of your vast knowledge on the poor soul?

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  DocBastard  |  38

Oh thatonename, how foolish and naive you are. Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime. I'm trying to teach these people to fish. I truly care, I do.

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

If DocBastard is a dick for trying to point out how people can (or fail to) educate themselves instead of relying on others to spoon feed them, then I'd say that Doc is one well hung bastard. You go Doc.....

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  thatonename  |  7

red pill. asking those who are more intelligent than you would still be educating yourself. all be it a lazy way, it's still trying to educate themselves. the only way to fail would be not knowing the meaning and just moving on. in short. doc's reasoning is much better than yours personally.

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  rallets  |  22

It took you 0.9 seconds to type that out? Pfft, slowpoke. You don't have to be a condescending prick bro ;D I can use big words too :) This IS his life #41

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Why would you ask what a pram is here, then wait, then keep checking back here to see if your question was answered? Doc is right; It would have taken you a second to type it into Google, which I know you could probably access from your phone, and figure it out instantly, instead of waiting all day for an answer.

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  rallets  |  22

^ its a little insect and none of this was needed. all they could have said was "a pram is a stroller, buggy, etc." and that would have been the end of that. but instead, they choose to act like they're better than everyone

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  KaySL  |  24

Uh, pretty much every other sanctimonious post you make, you contrarian fuck! Are you sure you're not Organisedchaos reborn? I mean, by all means be a cock, but at least have the grace not to deny the fact, eh?

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  DocBastard  |  38

How about right fucking now, you goddamed troll? I don't act like I'm better than anyone, though it would be easy for me compared to some (I won't mention names, but one of them starts with "R" and rhymes with "rallets"). I already explained why I chose not to answer the question, but if you didn't bother to read the thread before making your stupid comment, then I choose not to repeat myself.

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  rallets  |  22

umm... lolwut? dude, close the thesaurus and tell me what the hell youre talking about what fact? im not denying im acting like a dick, im doing it on purpose ;D gotcha mad bro?

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  rallets  |  22

im not acting like im better than anyone.. idk where you all got that from.. ? so you didnt choose to answer the question with one sentence but you choose to write essay after essay explaining why you didnt want to answer the question im just trying to save you time dude #84 im doing both :)

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  KaySL  |  24

Well, erm.. I kinda look prophetic now *blushes* But no, who the fuck talks that kind of shit when there's about 5 posts by moderators on the same FML? Stupid cockbite.

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  Susieee_Q  |  9

Doc is right. If you can't see why, that just shows your ignorance. You're the kind of person who would ask a stupid question on a site like this. Don't know something? The Internet goes further than telling you about other people's misfortunes. It's time you discover that.

By  Claymason  |  0

a Pram is a baby stroller. like the ones where the baby faces you while you walk and is laying down. Occasionally used as a general term for a stroller in some places.

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  leedivinchi  |  0

Hey Yoda, why don't you talking fucking straight instead of acting like a dipshit to Claymason. Use a vocabulary that suits you, use the proper grammar that suits you. Putting a sentence in proper English order isn't that hard is it?

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  Nychthemeron  |  2

Why don't you talking fucking straight? Good God, you need to get your act together more than he does. Oh, for the record, commas are also /really/ useful in not looking like you're challenged, especially when insulting the other guy's grammar.

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  DocBastard  |  38

Triumvirate, don't be too harsh on the kid. Look, he's only 14, and I'm sure he feels all big and bad cursing at an adult like that. Besides, he's probably overdue for a spanking. Where the FUCK are LingLing and KaySL when you need them?

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  JenL_fml  |  7

#47 It's called inversion, you dimwit. Learn to mix it up a little, huh? And when you're trying to insult people, make sure your own grammar is better, yeah? Cause his is better than yours.

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  DocBastard  |  38

Ishida, read this carefully: proper English is only dead for those who choose not to use it. The rest of us intelligent proper English-using folks will be happy to tell you txt-speaking bottom dwellers that we do, in fact, want fries with that.

By  perdix  |  29

Now the babby has to go hungry because Papa has the spend the food money on new sunglasses. You can't expect Papa to go around town not looking cool, can you?

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  Sirin_fml  |  46

You're either trolling, or hopelessly ignorant. Maybe you should read a dictionary at some point in your life, or use a search engine, if you don't understand a word's meaning. Please either get off your arse and make an effort, or shut it and stop wasting space in the comments section. Oh, and the same goes to you, BisFitty.

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  Jackmangold  |  0

I think perdix is being witty, making the connection of the bad grammar in his comment with the vanity of the man spending money on new sunglasses when he has a baby

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  Bobissmall  |  13

A good English speaker understands all dialects. Since "Pram" is British English, where English originated, i believe you deserve to have to research. I got like 10 people calling me stupid when i once asked what a trapezoid was on another FML...

By  RedPillSucks  |  30

Here let me do it for you.... Today (some time in the last 24hrs), a man (homo sapien sapien, male) struggling (having physical difficulty) up some slippery (unable to fully grasp or purchase because of some lubricant, usually ice) steps (stairs leading to a home or abode) with a pram (baby stroller, google search About 7,720,000 results (0.13 seconds) ) dropped his sunglasses (darkened lenses placed over the eyes to minimize brightness. Sometimes used to look cool) off his head (something infrequently used by FML readers) in his struggle. I hurried (moved quickly towards) to pick them up for him as he had no free (he paid for them, so they're not free, but most likely his hands were occupied doing something else) hands, and instead stood on them and snapped them in half (he broke them). Just because you are not familiar with every single variant of the english language doesn't mean OP has to spell everything out for you. In Austrailia, I showed up for Shrimp on the Barbie with a small guy humping a barbie doll and was promptly tossed out.

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  JenL_fml  |  7

Good job, but there's definitely going to be someone that totally disregards the rest of the comments(as they usually do) and go on to wasting more comment space to ask the same question(s) you just answered in your very detailed and convenient explanation... Such is life... v.v

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