By shampoomice - 07/08/2013 16:34 - United States - La Porte

Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color to it. After some investigation, I found a dead mouse that had apparently cut itself on the bottle pump. I've been washing my hair with mouse blood. FML
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SwaggCapone 11

That's nasty! *Cleveland voice*

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Nothing like extra protein lol.

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evan_7899 28

How did the mouse cut itself on the pump, are you sharpening it to make a plot to mildly cut your husband

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BMTHsuperfan 18

who needs keratin treatments when you've got fresh mouse blood?

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cottoncandymango 17

I'd be scarred for life. Get your house inspected for rodents and such.

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yourmurderscenex 13

No need to get inspected. its already obvious that there are indeed rodents.

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aron666 25

According to ancient belief, blood has some special healing power.

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worldclassrager 39

Now my stomach is churning...why did I finish reading this? Well you have the smell of the hunt...until it runs out...and I advise some mousetraps..,

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