Today, I made myself grilled cheese and eggs for lunch. The eggs... - FML

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By EldritchIdiot - 18/01/2017 18:00

Today, I made myself grilled cheese and eggs for lunch. The eggs cooked well enough, so I decided to use the same pan for my sandwich while it was still hot. Once I put the sandwich in the pan, however, I realized I forgot to butter one side. I tried to pull it back out with my bare hand. FML

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cacheson 41

Wednesday 18 January 2017 19:28

Once you touch a hot cooking surface you'll almost certainly never do it again. Trust me, I know from experience. :D

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Wednesday 18 January 2017 20:45

So you made a grilled hand and cheese?

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samk3007 3

Wednesday 18 January 2017 18:09

ouch, reflexes can suck sometimes !!

cacheson 41

Wednesday 18 January 2017 19:28

Once you touch a hot cooking surface you'll almost certainly never do it again. Trust me, I know from experience. :D

CrazyJolteon 0

Wednesday 18 January 2017 22:54

What are you talking about?

Soninuva 41

Thursday 19 January 2017 1:01

Touch a hot cooking surface and find out! Disclaimer: the above is a sarcastic comment. I cannot be held liable for any person taking the advice, sarcastic or otherwise, of a semi-anonymous commenter on a public forum seriously, particularly when said advice is obviously harmful. Seriously, it's a really bad idea.

diisneygirl 2

Wednesday 18 January 2017 20:32

Well that wasn't the brightest idea lol

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Wednesday 18 January 2017 20:45

So you made a grilled hand and cheese?

doodlecloud 26

Thursday 19 January 2017 13:48

You know you can pick up the sandwich without touching the pan...

sledgecsgo 3

Thursday 19 January 2017 18:22

use a spatula

Martina Alvarado 2

Thursday 19 January 2017 23:09

<p>only mexicans can do that cause he have fireproof hands</p>

Martina Alvarado 2

Thursday 19 January 2017 23:09

<p>only mexicans can do that cause he have fireproof hands</p>

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