By Widowmaker - 28/11/2012 18:09 - United States - Henderson

Today, I'm recovering in the emergency room. How did I get here? Intoxicated at a coed party, I saw a hole in the host's shed and thought it funny to christen it a "glory-hole", only to be bitten by what may well have been a black widow spider. FML
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Harpy20 24

Don't stick your dick in dirty holes. Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to a doctor.

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ks23 9

I feel bad for the spider. Who knows what you gave him seeing as you stick your dick in anything

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IAmNotAnAnimal 9

Spiderdick, Spiderdick.

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1dvs_bstd 41

... does whatever a spiderdick does..

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newbiehere99 6

Spins a web any size Catches thieves just like flies. Look out, here comes the Spiderdick

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lmbachman 23

and hey, he already has the white stuff to shoot out!! wait ... too soon??

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Jonaahhhh 12

What about when his spider senses tingle?!

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Welshite 39

You invaded a black widow's home and practically molested her. How can you not deserve it?

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

This comment made me laugh pretty hard. The poor spider. She'll probably have to go to months of therapy.

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Pleonasm 35

There was neither the web nor the black widow you were hoping for on the other end of that hole, OP, but it's no one's fault but yours.

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DocBastard 38

Thank you, OP. It's morons like you who do such stupid things that keep me in business. Keep up the good work!

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bteundeadmidget 5

Well it would be painful if you got bit on the dick while getting head

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joethebiden 8

So you stuck your dick in a random hole at a stranger's party? Remind me never to invite you anywhere.

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center 5

Based on the popular movies, your dick may soon develop super powers.

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darkcosinus 16

Depending on the outcome, you may or may not qualify for the Darwin award

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