Holidays: Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend...

By Fubar0906 - 19/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML

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Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML

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By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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By sadpoorlady - 22/06/2013 09:22 - United Kingdom - Appley Bridge

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2022 10:00

Today, my son got back from his solo holiday in Hawaii. I asked him what he did. Apparently, he sat in his suite for 2 weeks, watching shit on his laptop. He spent thousands of pounds, flew thousands of miles to one of the nicest islands in the world, all to stay in his room. He could have done that here. FML

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By Stranded - 17/07/2009 07:58 - United States

Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML

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Today, I found out my boyfriend can't swim and we are about to go on a romantic holiday to Zanzibar where all our excursions include water-based activities. His solution is that I just go do them all by myself. FML

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By buggingout - 26/07/2011 10:33 - United States

Today, it's the first day of my Hawaiian honeymoon. We found out that the pool is under construction and our room is infested with roaches. We are paying $375 a night for this. FML

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Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:41

You've been together over a year and you didn't know that he hates the outdoors? I gotta say YDI.

flipper_fml 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:43

He seems like a jerk...any normal person would at least try to enjoy themselves when the significant other put in that much effort. Sorry, that sucks! On the upside you are in Hawaii!

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Ryno 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:27

YDI

kandi_shop_xoxo 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:27

Hey... I will go lesbian for you!! haha I want to go to Hawaii, but my boyfriend won't take me.. :(

judgeymcjudge 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:28

GabriLee - It's ridiculous to spend $4000 on someone when you clearly don't know what they like - especially when it's not just the lack of knowing what they like, but also the fact that this ignorance about someone you supposedly "love" causes you to spend that much money on something they actively hate. THAT is what makes this such a joke. Not just the "You've only been together for a year, that's too much money" part, but everything else on top of it. He hates the place. Being dragged to a place you hate does not equal a "dream romantic vacation."

koneko12984 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:35

i hate the outdoors in general and i would LOVE a trip to hawaii. take me next time eh? :P

comadank 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:40

dump him i'll go with you

rityz 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:45

wow he's a real d o uche. dump him he's not worth it go flirt w some great lookin guy and tk yr mind off this loser make the most of this holiday!

beebeeL 1

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:49

YDI it 4 not knowing he hates outdoors and FYL cuz yu have a stupid bf whu doesnt appreciate nething .

ilovejellybean 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:52

what a jerk, break up with him.

Faced159 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:55

Oh sweety. You can take me to Hawaii. I'll treat you right. ;)

sjam 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:57

Jeez, for that much I'd at least make sure my partner liked the destination. That said, though, he is being a whiny little dick about it. I don't like hot places that much either but it's Hawaii! It probably has a million things to do there that don't include sitting in the sun. Dump his ass! Find someone who can be an adult.