Today, I’m in a abusive marriage with a narcissist who loves...

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 08:06

Today, I’m in a abusive marriage with a narcissist who loves to intentionally cause me harm and emotional distress. How can I ever being to get ahead in life with you dragging me down? FML

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anonabri 3

Sunday 30 April 2023 2:14

get out as soon as you can please

Aurora25 29

Sunday 9 April 2023 1:22

thats why you leave someone like that

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Aurora25 29

Sunday 9 April 2023 1:22

thats why you leave someone like that

anonabri 3

Sunday 30 April 2023 2:14

get out as soon as you can please

DirtySalamander 9

Friday 8 September 2023 21:26

you have the power to get out. no one has control over your will

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