By chloe_zjk - 18/02/2015 05:22 - France

Today, I'm an intern working in a company's reception area, which happens to have a coffee dispenser. As I'm the new girl, every client getting coffee wants to buy me one. I'm too polite to say no. It's 10:26 AM, and I'm on cup #17. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58

Keep letting them buy you coffee. Once you have cup #100 you get superspeed and can save everyone in case there is a fire.

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vreid 20

Or just be honest and say I've already had coffee but your offer is very kind thank you

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sexymomo1234 20

They are trying to get you drunk on coffee!

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ebadams311 10

this incredibly funny. maybe they'll notice after your jittering and talking like a rabbid squirrel lmao

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dark_angel4121 12

You need to stop sweetie. That many cups can lead to your heart accelerate to rapid beats which can lead to cardiac arrest.

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slyronit 3

You'll soon be the office *****. Congrats!

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Miss_Scarlet 9

Just politely say you don't consume caffeine.

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thuglife69420 6

Plot twist: they have a betting ring going to see how many cups of coffee they can get you to drink before you say no. Or die from a heart attack. Whichever comes first.

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