Miscellaneous: Today, I'm 4ft9 "tall" and I always have trouble reaching things... - FML

By mini matthylde - 19/11/2015 09:57 - France - Nantes

Today, I'm 4ft9 "tall" and I always have trouble reaching things that are high up. It's my birthday, and I got three footstools as gifts. FML

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thawny_fml 21

Thursday 19 November 2015 18:27

If it's any consolation I'm 6ft 3 and have to crouch in the shower if I want to wash my hair. Short isn't so bad.

UnidentifiedFun 37

Thursday 19 November 2015 18:34

Looks like you got shortchanged

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mistershayne 7

Sunday 22 November 2015 6:54

at least you don't have to move your stools anymore.

bresha 8

Tuesday 1 December 2015 15:26

I would love those as gifts!!!!

kenyrabit 25

Tuesday 16 February 2016 4:42

Aim for one in each room:D

foxpug 24

Friday 8 April 2016 13:55

Aww, good things come in small packages. I'm 6 feet 5 inches tall. It's heavily overrated! Longer spines have a tendency to get knocked out of place easily and cause a lot of pain. I'm forever having to crouch under things, normal sized beds end up leaving me with cold feet at night, everyone wants you to reach for things, can't fit comfortably in the tub, have to crouch in the shower to wash my hair... Yeah. The gifts aren't so hot, but your height is just fine, op.

royallymessedup 23

Saturday 1 October 2016 12:10

Separately? Or did one "kind" person gift you all three?

wisp44 17

Tuesday 29 November 2016 11:16

I guess you could say you're a real "49ers" fan

sharond23 10

Friday 12 January 2018 0:10

I'm confused as to why you're complaining.

timon6442 6

Friday 2 March 2018 2:32

thats a funny way of spelling short

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