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how dumb can u b not to just dial ur number instead of searching his contacts
are ya sure it didn't say Santa
Lmfao
It's time to list him in your phone as " ex frigging douche husband" Make sure you AREN'T acting like Satan, and live happily ever after with your little pink vibrator we all know you love so much.
i know where to find you. drive east on sunset boulevard until I reach the gates of hell.
Hillarious!
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Uh, why did you have to go through the contact list? Don't you know your own cell number by heart?
haha