Intimacy: Today, I looked up the side effects of the antidepressants I've...

By HappinessOrOrgasms - 05/11/2012 19:25 - United States - Tucson

Today, I looked up the side effects of the antidepressants I've recently started taking. Inability to orgasm is one of them. I can either not be depressed, or I can have an orgasm. FML

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Medication shutdown

By Anonymous - 29/09/2011 09:46 - United States

Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML

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Sucks to suck

By Lila - 31/05/2022 16:00 - United States - Port Orange

Today, after several months of starting an antidepressant at the same time as my husband, I have horrible side effects, including weight gain, drowsiness, and acne. His only side effect? He can now only achieve an orgasm through oral stimulation. Lucky me. FML

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By Nightshade823 - 10/11/2016 19:12 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML

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What new hell is this

By full bladder - 28/04/2015 22:39 - United States - Valrico

Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML

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Autopilot

By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 05:00 - Canada

Today, after 4 months of severe depression, I finally found an antidepressant that works. The downside? I no longer have any interest or gain pleasure in any of my hobbies. FML

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Side effects

By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 23:01 - Netherlands

Today, I’ve been horny for weeks on end. Because I’m on antidepressants, I can’t orgasm, so the horniness won’t go away. The only thing I do is go to the gym, where literally EVERYONE seems fuckable. While I’m not depressed anymore, my vagina is. FML

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By jakeeey - 18/01/2013 01:16 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML

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Neverending cycle

By wookieewhosshe - 27/10/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, I stopped watching porn at 6 a.m. to Google if depression makes you not able to cum. I was masturbating because I can't sleep. Insomnia is also a sign of depression. There's no joy at night anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML

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Crank time

By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 05:00 - United States - Elyria

Today, four months into a deep depression, I now have a new involuntary reaction to being sad and angry. I constantly have an erection when I'm feeling really down or pissed off, even when I cry. FML

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iamabamf 17

Monday 5 November 2012 23:55

I'd go with the orgasms.

CammyGal 26

Monday 5 November 2012 23:56

Orgasming is an antidepressant in itself :)

Comments

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Tuesday 6 November 2012 1:07

Way to generalize! :)

awkward_gothlady 32

Tuesday 6 November 2012 1:10

Thankfully, the side effects listed on medications are just POSSIBLE side effects. No one gets all of them, the company just has to list all side effects that have been reported. Chances are, the ****** side effect was just a small percentage of people who use the drug, and you won't be part of that percentage.

chatwithstar 7

Tuesday 6 November 2012 1:11

I think a similar FML has been posted before

duckfan4life 1

Tuesday 6 November 2012 1:11

Tough decision there

cd8919 12

Tuesday 6 November 2012 1:12

I've been in your shoe's. All i can say is you won't be depressed while having an ******.

neggy8D 4

Tuesday 6 November 2012 1:12

Orgasms could cause you to be happier and less depressed.:D

cierajay 3

Tuesday 6 November 2012 1:12

if u were getting some you wouldnt be so depressed

danhello 2

Tuesday 6 November 2012 1:25

I've been on an antidepressant for over a year now and I've been able to ****** just fine. (Btw that was a side effect of mine too) a person or two might have had that as a side effect in the clinical trials so they're required to print it...