By melon squash - 11/09/2016 10:15 - Belgium - Kessel-lo

Today, I lifted up a watermelon, not realising it had gone bad. The thing exploded like an alien giving birth. Stinking juice and rotten inside all over the kitchen. Even behind the build-in closets. It smells like rotten fruit cheese and I can't reach behind the closets. FML
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LostInTheZone11 29

On the plus side your wording is top notch.

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LyricaSilvan 29

That sounds terrible, but I laughed pretty hard at the term "fruit cheese." I wish you luck getting it cleaned up. You definitely don't want that smell sticking around.

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LoZelda123 20

This is most beautifully written fml...well done OP

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SweetVoltage 8

there is a couple things I can think that would help to fix the smell, turn off the poer to the kitchen and use a high pressure water system behind the cupboards (you'll have to clear any benches underneath first and amything you don't want getting wet, also use a power source in a different room). then use a thin straw on a can of glen 20 and spray in any gaps under the cupboard this will help get rid of most if not all the smell ☺

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annie_zoo 27

ahhhh the same thing happened last summer, the smell is revolting

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nelebo 2

Thanks for the nice replies! Sorry for the mix of UK and US English. That's what you get when your main practice of a language is television and music ;-) So one question: when they say "he is coming out of the closet" do they really mean the toilet then? Oh dear, must be an awful bloody mess ;-)))

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