Work and Transportation: Today, I let my roommate borrow my car to go to the store. Later,...

By TheComedyAudio - 25/02/2018 01:30

Today, I let my roommate borrow my car to go to the store. Later, I saw a picture on Facebook of my roommate and his buddies with my car saying, "Gone for the weekend!" I work at 8am tomorrow and he won't answer my calls. FML

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By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 23:05 - Netherlands

Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 05:01

Today, as usual, I work nights and sleep during the day. I found out that my brother uses my car and never puts gas in it when he called me for the first time to actually ask me if he could borrow my car, and also to lend him $20 to put gas in it. FML

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By me - 20/12/2010 02:26 - Bulgaria

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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By leez - 01/02/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

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By thesmartone - 21/06/2012 03:44 - United States

Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I covered for my friend at work because he said he was having car troubles and was going to be late. Two hours into the shift, I got a call from my roommate asking why my girlfriend had moved out. Turns out, I'd covered my friend's shift so he could help my girlfriend move out behind my back. FML

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By me - 10/11/2012 19:49 - United States - Bend

Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML

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By Micmicmic - 15/04/2017 04:00 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 20 February 2018 20:14

Report your car stolen and find a new roommate.

Mongo999 9

Thursday 22 February 2018 0:15

Never a lender or borrower be! Now, you know why!

Comments

BrotherPhil 35

Sunday 25 February 2018 21:44

That sounds like one for the Police - either taking without owners consent or unlawful conversion.

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 25 February 2018 23:06

Definitely hoping for a follow-up on this one.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Monday 26 February 2018 21:27

shoulda reported it stolen then when you see him again say "i bet you won't be borrowing my anything again

campdude90 15

Tuesday 27 February 2018 12:00

Charge them a car rental fee or report the car stolen

ParkerM77 4

Wednesday 28 February 2018 4:00

I would start destroying that dudes shit and if he comes back then get him out of your place

xxCrazyAngelxx 10

Sunday 4 March 2018 7:36

Call the police and report it stolen. Your car comes home and your asshole room mate won't go on vacation in your car again.

Tesha Griffey 8

Sunday 4 March 2018 21:45

report it stolen

wolf_wizard1134 9

Monday 5 March 2018 5:24

the store he wants is the wal-mart two states away and he has to rest so he doesn't get into an accident that will destroy your car. lol

LotsOfPatience 3

Sunday 11 March 2018 4:16

Call the police. See if he'll call you then.

Morgan Michelle 4

Tuesday 13 March 2018 19:25

I’m looking for an apartment and a roommate so if you’re about to be free of one I could use one 😂 do you live in north or South Carolina? I’ve got a good job and can pay rent on time and I won’t steal your vehicle cause I’ve got my own in great condition haha