Miscellaneous: Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been...

By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML

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By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 23:38 - Canada

Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML

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By Adam - 18/11/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a new Ipod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano Ipod, I decided to bang my old Ipod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML

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By maggie2014 - 23/06/2013 23:48 - United States - Lufkin

Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML

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By d4rkxf0x - 22/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Lindale

Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML

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By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 09:57 - United States

Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML

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By AnAngryyGiraffe - 06/12/2016 04:46 - United States - Chatsworth

Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML

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By rybread - 01/03/2010 00:34 - United States

Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

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xOpheliacx 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:37

YDI for leaving it outside. Now you know better.

fnool 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:42

I wish people would stop saying "itouch".

Comments

black4wolf 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:47

FIRST! WOOOT AND IM GLAD MICHEAL JACKSON DIED!!!

xstaticdelta 6

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:34

epic grande finale FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

LysssNysss 1

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:42

Fail. Shut the **** up.

peace7love2FML 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 2:52

Fail...and I'm not :'(

Shadow1368 17

Monday 8 August 2011 1:41

Don't u ever ****** say your glad anyone died. u are so ****** rude.

Velocity98 2

Sunday 15 January 2012 4:36

We will all be happy when someone you loves dies

MilkyFilmz 26

Thursday 6 June 2013 7:14

You're eleventh and don't say you're glad someone died. Ignorant fool.

MinnieBitch 5

Wednesday 31 July 2013 15:34

**** you now everyone it's going to hate you!!! And I know every one will be happy if you or someone you love DIE, I hope Michael Jackson comes back and haunts you!

drinkupgorgeous 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:49

deliapearl 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:52

like a baby, it should never leave your side

Battledog5006 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:58

Your a dumbass why leave it outside?? YDI x 10

_Skies 0

Friday 3 July 2009 8:02

Because it hasn't rained in so long and it decides to rain on cue with Murphy's law down here. FYL cause I live in Texas too and this stupid drought only brings misery.

Canucks8506 0

Friday 6 January 2012 10:44

Don't call someone a dumbass if you can't spell something properly. Dumbass. You're*

Noremac42 8

Sunday 28 June 2009 14:09

iTouch sounds like your personal life not your MP3 player. Just call it a touch or an iPod touch. Or stick with the basics and call it an iPod.

catatonicsleep 17

Sunday 28 June 2009 14:18

But if they just say iPod no one will know that they have the extra fancy one!!!! it's sillly really

foltaggio 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 14:16

YDI for using "iTouch"

24788 6

Sunday 28 June 2009 14:27

Just dry it out and it should work fine if you didn't mess with it.

Ethan223 6

Sunday 28 June 2009 14:37

YDI x 50

littlejacks4 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 14:38

god, id take a drought any day... it rained the entire month of june in new york. haha but fyl... and people RELAX, she didn't leave it outside because she thought it was OKAY to...clearly it was left on accident and it just happened to rain that day, which is where the FML part of the story comes in since she stated there had been a drought for three weeks. she's not an idiot... just absentminded... happens to everyone.