Work, Kids and Health: Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return...

By boobmilk - 08/03/2018 06:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2020 14:02 - Hungary - Sopron

Today, it was my brother's wedding so my mother-in-law was taking care of my 8-month-old son. When I came back to our room to check how things were going, I saw her "breastfeeding" my child. She said it was the only way to calm him down because he didn't have a pacifier. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 05:17 - Malaysia

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

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By crying over wasted milk - 14/08/2019 17:00 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, in a fit of jealousy, my 10 year-old unplugged my freezer and lifted the lid before bed. It’s over 80°F in my garage. Now, my entire supply of breast milk is destroyed. Not only do I not have enough stored to feed my own baby, I was also donating to local hospitals. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 01:28 - United States - Marietta

Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML

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By samantha - 09/03/2021 16:59

Today, I was called a horrible excuse for a mother just for buying formula for my baby. I just don’t produce any milk of my own. FML

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By superclutz - 07/07/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I left something in my boss's office. The door was closed which usually means she isn't in there, so I asked her coworker/friend for the key. When I opened the door, she screamed at me to get out of there. Turns out, she has just stopped breast feeding her son and was pumping her breasts. FML

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By DepressedMama - 26/01/2022 12:00 - United States - Kula

Today, my husband and mother started supplementing my newborn son with formula, because they are such control freaks and don't like my son getting attached to me. He was doing very well while exclusively breastfed according to the doctor. But it looks like my happiness or my son's well-being is of zero importance. FML

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By sewraerae - 06/12/2021 22:59 - United States - Tampa

Today, while I took a short nap, my husband thought it would be a good idea to give our 9 month-old a shake with a whole milk base, despite being told several times he can’t digest it. Later, while we were out and about, he threw up. I rode home in the backseat with the baby, covered in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2015 03:53 - United States

Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML

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By blargh - 03/10/2013 17:39 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML

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silentbabydeer 10

Thursday 8 March 2018 15:27

She’s completely wrong for that!! It’s not for her or anyone else.....it’s for a baby! Wtf is she thinking in her head?

Krystal.xo 12

Thursday 8 March 2018 15:23

Noooo !!! all that liquid gold !!!

Comments

Rabite 28

Saturday 10 March 2018 12:47

I guess her food being cow milk, cheese and cream.

Caroline Willoughby 7

Sunday 11 March 2018 14:23

what a stupid woman!! (the sister in law)

Tim Carver 9

Monday 12 March 2018 20:40

bitch....needs...to...die

Jhk9000 23

Tuesday 13 March 2018 23:35

Only in USA.

SwordSlashBlade 13

Thursday 15 March 2018 1:03

Did you by any chance tell her that your child is allergic to formula?

Crystal Case 3

Friday 16 March 2018 20:31

I'd slap a b**ch! #understandingmama #noformula #soncanthaveit

Billie Jo Clair 6

Sunday 25 March 2018 6:47

I'd of killed her! She has no clue how time consuming and sometimes painful all that pumping is!

lucasj23 11

Sunday 17 June 2018 23:17

I'm just curious. did you not discuss what to feed your son before you left him with these people? it seems like if it had been discussed you would have noticed the wifes idiotic stance on breast milk.