Animals: Today, I learned the hard way that if you're going to pour bleach...

By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 05:39 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that if you're going to pour bleach on bugs to kill them, you need to be prepared for them to fly up and try to attack your face. FML

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By stupidbug. - 09/04/2012 08:28 - Canada

Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML

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By troublewithbleach - 06/04/2011 01:52 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my bathroom, and accidentally spilled bleach, ruining my shower curtain, rugs, and towels. While attempting to wipe up the bleach, I knocked over a bottle of shower cleaner. It read, "WARNING: DO NOT MIX WITH BLEACH." I still can't go in the house. FML

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Those things freak me out

By Gilly - 02/09/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cooking dinner when I noticed a cockroach on the kitchen counter. I reflexively tried to spray it with what I had to hand, which was window cleaner, but it seems to have pissed it off and flew right at me instead. I screamed and ran out of the kitchen, leaving the roach in charge. FML

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He was just chillin'

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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By lexii - 05/05/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, while trying to kill a spider in my kitchen, I thought it would be wise to throw a bottle at it. The bottle hit the wall, bounced off the fridge and hit me in the face. The lucky spider crawled away, and is surely still laughing somewhere. FML

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By sassy_girl144 - 29/05/2015 10:58 - United Kingdom - Newbury

Today, I learned one of life's great lessons: it is possible to squeeze a Ketchup bottle so hard that the plastic breaks and everything lands on your face. FML

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Fancy a pint?

By Anonymous - 04/09/2020 22:02 - United States - Tyler

Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML

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By spoiled22 - 12/10/2011 07:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML

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Sunday 21 November 2010 12:11

omg like YDI for killing bugs and ******* up the natural balance of the world! support PETA 4 lyf No really, but bleach? Did you not have anything to hit them with or something?

zodak 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 12:10

leasson learned

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dalek_fml 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 15:18

Oh God that was funny xD

gigilvrs6 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 15:26

Good to know.

AMAZINashleigh 6

Sunday 21 November 2010 16:10

Hahaha. This sounds like something I'd see in a horror movie...

simsimma88 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 16:16

what goes up must come down

rockyraccoon28 8

Sunday 21 November 2010 16:18

wow, come on. you have to put a container over them or something and let them chill in there while they die.

BeckyBooG 6

Sunday 21 November 2010 16:20

That's a scary bugg! :3

Geoffrx7 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 16:55

or eat it

zombiekitten87 12

Sunday 21 November 2010 17:33

I had a friend who did that once because there was a silverfish in her bathroom lol. I put cigarettes out on spiders. I don't care if it's cruel. I hate spiders. /pointless comment

love_me_electric 20

Sunday 21 November 2010 17:59

Hate doesn't justify torture. You're still an asshole.

zombiekitten87 12

Sunday 21 November 2010 18:27

well I replied to this but it didn't seem to post so I'll try again. It's not exactly torture when they die instantly, but thanks for the bleeding heart judgement.