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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 20:47 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, I learned that you can be so sleep deprived that you sleep through your alarm, a construction crew outside your house, and your bladder completely voiding itself. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Washington

Today, while using the restroom at my favorite cafe, I fell asleep for 30 minutes. There is nothing more jarring than waking up to the banging of 7 angry, urine-filled patrons viciously breaking down the only barrier between between you and your shame. FML

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By Bianka05 - 19/07/2017 20:00

Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML

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By pisspantsjob - 31/07/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML

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By PissyPuss - 10/12/2015 21:38 - United States

Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML

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By LH0026 - 06/08/2011 09:28 - United States

Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By brick - 14/05/2018 10:00 - United States - Geneva

Today, I went to sleep at 7am. I learned once that Indians used to drink tons of water before bed to force themselves awake so I did that in case my alarm (which I hooked up to my speakers) didn't work. The alarm worked, but the shock of the blasting sound made me pee my pants. FML

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By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

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By JustADream - 24/02/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

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By watersport - 10/03/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

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MonsterCommenter 4

Saturday 15 September 2012 2:29

OP, the real question here is: How long did you go without sleep?

andiewithlove 21

Saturday 15 September 2012 4:39

It isn't really that hard to get, 46. If it was really that difficult for you then I think you made a typo in your username. **Blondegirl69

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perdix 29

Saturday 15 September 2012 3:12

I'll bet the construction crew got off to watching you pee the bed. Some of those guys are the biggest freaks.

CoconutOil 7

Saturday 15 September 2012 3:16

I wouldn't want to pee in that situation myself!

Inciter 33

Saturday 15 September 2012 3:28

Did you drink too much last night? Sounds like a blackout.

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 15 September 2012 3:29

It's happened and I feel like shit afterwards.

Incogneterpeter 1

Saturday 15 September 2012 3:31

That must of been one hell of a mini coma!!! Minus the waking up in body fluids

jovizzle 8

Saturday 15 September 2012 3:35

I was wondering how far I would have to scroll to see something funny/intelligent... Apparently I have to keep scrolling.. :/

Night777 4

Saturday 15 September 2012 3:37

I've only made it thriught the first 2 I wake up before the last one happens. But wow I can only think of that happening if you drink alot of alchohol the night before

mikeg2810 2

Saturday 15 September 2012 3:56

Sounds like every night I drink lol

Oh_So_Klassical 18

Saturday 15 September 2012 4:08

I've slept through alarms and construction crews, but never a voiding of my bladder.

MaJiCiDe 5

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