By Anonymous - 27/02/2014 14:34 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
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sonictardis 8

Why not just go ape shit and stick your hand in the jar? I'd rather fist Nutella than deep throat a knife.

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valentinov 15

:)) This is the best FML in weeks! It would appear that Nutella is deadly to stupidity... Who would have thought? Go, Nutella, go! Be a natural predator to morons!

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mkayden 23

YDI, ever heard of a magical thing called a spoon.

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zsshamalama 11

Have fun with your future Darwin Award.

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Sarcasm_Included 4

The taste buds on your tongue that taste sweet things are located on the tip of you tongue .... Not the back of your throat

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Lystune42 8

I literally created an account for the sole purpose of saying... Gosh you're an idiot.

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TheMystery13 13

First of all, you're a moron. Second of all, are you single?

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