Health: Today, I learned how to wolf-whistle properly, and then learned...

By youknowwhatitis - 22/06/2011 13:31 - Australia

Today, I learned how to wolf-whistle properly, and then learned what it feels like to be slapped on the head. FML

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Same thing different taste

By moe - 27/05/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

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That's a great look!

By MissQ - 20/06/2020 17:01

Today, I was trying to learn how to whistle. On the elevator ride up to my room, I was experimenting with tongue placement and mouth position. At the height of my facial contortions and probable spitting, the elevator doors opened to reveal the guy I've been crushing. FML

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Sorry Sharon

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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By nukebroadcast - 16/12/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML

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By Betchsadface - 13/07/2010 04:34 - United States

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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By staticman101 - 04/10/2012 03:14 - United States - Allendale

Today, I used the phrase "bitch please" in real life. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped me in the face. FML

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By CA19oo - 20/03/2012 01:03 - United States - Buford

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By cjhgvb - 06/11/2014 00:48 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I found out it is possible to get whiplash and a concussion from a tickle fight you have with your boyfriend. FML

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By heycutie - 15/04/2014 04:24 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML

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MrSassypants 32

Wednesday 22 June 2011 19:12

Bitch slapped?

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 22 June 2011 19:13

Consider yourself lucky that you know how to wolf whistle and that was the first time you have EVER been slapped in the head.

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udeservdit 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:27

not fml

FweakofCydonia 40

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:15

This guy deserves the darwin award

Xotoolyxo 16

Saturday 6 April 2013 4:36

That's what you get for being disrespectful

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 13 July 2014 14:02

YDI.

ChunkyBuiscuit 13

Tuesday 19 August 2014 20:52

A cat call is the one you whistle at a hot girl. Idk what a wolf whistle is

merica_mercenary 3

Tuesday 15 September 2015 5:26

with great power comes great responsibility

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Same thing different taste

That's a great look!

Sorry Sharon

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

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