By obsessed - 27/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My first reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look like I was cleaning it. My neighbor came over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML
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rexmaxus 0

some people just need to be punched in the face. you are among them.

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Dynoblaze 1

You deserve it for being a Twilight freak.

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darkpath 0

YDI for being a pathetic twilight fanatic and taking the obsessness to a whole new level.

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Folkhoer 0

You are the reason I hate twilight. Please die.

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bnovek84 0

the first line is an fml alone. Thanks for the laugh.

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Ipreferbroccoli 0

You're a triple panda, go eat a triple bamboo, what's the problem. You lie. Ice cream can't be ruined for anyone, you should know better. (:

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Dubstep_fml 1

Your probably one if those people that has the freezeable ***** too.

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bnovek84 0

Ashley greene is pretty hot though... the only reason I would see that movie

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alwaysalady 0

Wow. All I can say is wow/

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