Miscellaneous: Today, I just found out that my little brother likes to peak... - FML

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By unlucky27/7 - 27/08/2016 03:12 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I just found out that my little brother likes to peak through the crack of the bathroom door if it is slightly open. I was masturbating and when I finished and got out he saw EVERYTHING. So now if I take too long in there he will explain to my parents in detail why I take so long. FML

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kyrthrix 14

Saturday 27 August 2016 21:01

Why would you leave the door cracked if you were masturbating?

InfiniteSunshine 32

Saturday 27 August 2016 21:13

YDI for leaving the door open while masturbating, if you don't want someone seeing something, don't give them the chance to see it. However, considering it takes a while, I bet your parents have already clued in on what you do in there. And even if they haven't, if they're reasonable parents, they'll probably understand.

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kyrthrix 14

Saturday 27 August 2016 21:01

Why would you leave the door cracked if you were masturbating?

lolerm8 12

Saturday 27 August 2016 21:03

ydi

InfiniteSunshine 32

Saturday 27 August 2016 21:13

YDI for leaving the door open while masturbating, if you don't want someone seeing something, don't give them the chance to see it. However, considering it takes a while, I bet your parents have already clued in on what you do in there. And even if they haven't, if they're reasonable parents, they'll probably understand.

Zonja 10

Saturday 27 August 2016 23:31

Oh man! You are violating his eyes.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 27 August 2016 23:56

Do you also happen to take a shit with the door cracked open? Shut the damn door and lock it next time if you don't want people peeking in. If anything, this could be your brother's FML if he knows exactly what you're doing.

_anon_beep_7 12

Sunday 28 August 2016 1:29

Okay.. But nobody has mentioned how completely disturbing it is that the little brother is WATCHING intensely. Sorry you have someone like that in your family, OP. Also learn to shut the door.. If anything it's just common sense and courtesy.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 28 August 2016 3:24

Yes, it's disturbing that his brother is watching him jerk off, but masturbating is something you should be doing behind a shut door, not a door that's open by a crack.

Ultimate_Batman 28

Monday 29 August 2016 21:04

you really did deserve it. always lock the dooor

AceGthebest 16

Tuesday 30 August 2016 18:15

Why don't these have a ydi option

MrLonelyHertz 23

Wednesday 31 August 2016 9:33

You always make sure the door is locked. ALWAYS.

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