Miscellaneous: Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I...

By headache - 23/02/2015 01:41 - United States

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By kissrocks4 - 11/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML

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By A. Person - 07/04/2010 05:36 - Mexico

Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By fxck - 04/02/2015 19:28

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 20:01

Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 09:25 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2021 06:01

Today, I sneezed inside my helmet when I was driving 90 mph on my motorbike. No quick solutions were available to improve visibility. FML

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By ouchmynose - 18/02/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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Monday 23 February 2015 11:56

I don't blame him.

Charles900 16

Monday 23 February 2015 11:57

I'm sorry, OP, but that is rather amusing.

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Corbane11 16

Tuesday 24 February 2015 5:13

Gonna be honest, thats super funny I'd laugh too. Sorry it must have been embarrassing though FYL

caseylou 12

Tuesday 24 February 2015 5:39

And then what... your car blew up..? dumb FML.

acoll188 18

Tuesday 24 February 2015 6:37

@23 I don't see why your comment had to be buried

ally8 21

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:45

But c'mon thats pretty funny!!

momac86 17

Tuesday 24 February 2015 10:22

Ha ha I'd've laughed all the way home and told everyone I could about the head honker I saw

CookieStealer 21

Tuesday 24 February 2015 10:24

Are you that girl that sneezed and hit her head on the cash register from the other FML? That's two in a row!

Mightytall 35

Tuesday 24 February 2015 12:23

I couldn't stop laughing reading about it either. And if I had seen it in person, I may or may not have wet my pants laughing my ass off.

razoray9 22

Tuesday 24 February 2015 15:15

Hoping to find this on YouTube some day

msmedieval 11

Tuesday 24 February 2015 16:26

I'm so sorry OP but I laughed too! Don't worry about it, we all have our clumsy moments! Edit : still laughing... now my mother thinks I'm weird...

communisttaco 16

Tuesday 24 February 2015 20:38

I was at my friends house messing with his keyboard. I sneezed and it starting playing music.

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