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By headache - 23/02/2015 01:41 - United States

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By kissrocks4 - 11/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML

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By A. Person - 07/04/2010 05:36 - Mexico

Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By fxck - 04/02/2015 19:28

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 20:01

Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 09:25 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2021 06:01

Today, I sneezed inside my helmet when I was driving 90 mph on my motorbike. No quick solutions were available to improve visibility. FML

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By ouchmynose - 18/02/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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XmasaX 24

Monday 23 February 2015 11:56

I don't blame him.

Charles900 16

Monday 23 February 2015 11:57

I'm sorry, OP, but that is rather amusing.

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mellajella 14

Monday 23 February 2015 16:34

Honk...honk....honk.....honk....

katertott 44

Monday 23 February 2015 16:43

A few years ago, that happened to my neighbor's idiot son while he was driving in front of my house. As he had been harassing my sisters and I just minutes before, we happily laughed our asses off. Karma!

LethalSeamonkey 15

Monday 23 February 2015 17:26

I've done that headbanging. The good news is that you'll probably never see him again.

amanda182 19

Monday 23 February 2015 18:21

I did the same thing before! Just laugh it off.. My friend and I still laugh about it randomly.

KVYLV 16

Monday 23 February 2015 18:48

LOL! I understand the struggle. I chipped a tooth once from a vigorous sneeze.

TheMathMajor 26

Monday 23 February 2015 18:49

Oh my gosh, that image made me laugh out loud in public.

legoman26 6

Monday 23 February 2015 19:09

I'd laugh too

LadyTyger51ne 8

Monday 23 February 2015 19:59

I've done that too :-)

creepyness 3

Monday 23 February 2015 20:48

That makes two of us that can't stop laughing.

exuberant_orange 17

Monday 23 February 2015 20:56

That's funny, not only have I done the EXACT same thing, but so has my mom. XD It's what happens when short people get put in big cars. I feel ya OP!

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