Miscellaneous: Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I...

By headache - 23/02/2015 01:41 - United States

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By kissrocks4 - 11/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML

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By A. Person - 07/04/2010 05:36 - Mexico

Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By fxck - 04/02/2015 19:28

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 20:01

Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 09:25 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2021 06:01

Today, I sneezed inside my helmet when I was driving 90 mph on my motorbike. No quick solutions were available to improve visibility. FML

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By ouchmynose - 18/02/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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Monday 23 February 2015 11:56

I don't blame him.

Charles900 16

Monday 23 February 2015 11:57

I'm sorry, OP, but that is rather amusing.

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breezymarteezy 12

Monday 23 February 2015 12:11

Poor steering wheel :/

YFOS_fml 17

Monday 23 February 2015 12:24

That's hilarious...I laughed too!

Katthebamf 29

Monday 23 February 2015 12:33

That is talent! Hope you're okay though

bearstyle22 11

Monday 23 February 2015 12:33

I possibly would have chuckled

lazyninja334 15

Monday 23 February 2015 12:39

aww OP i feel bad for laughing a little bit

newyearstandup 13

Monday 23 February 2015 12:40

Aw I think that's adorable!!

MrZsDad 19

Monday 23 February 2015 12:44

For your next act fart and slam on the brakes!

Cadillac_kid_15 27

Monday 23 February 2015 12:47

Been there done that. It sucks but I knocked myself out and had a big bruise.

bayy1432 14

Monday 23 February 2015 13:10

only thing you can do is laugh at yourself cus that's honestly funny.

thejonac 21

Monday 23 February 2015 13:33

on the bright side, years down the road, it's gonna be a great convo starter when you're talking to your friends. hope you're okay, OP!

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