By MistressSuzuka - 21/09/2012 00:05 - United States - Milwaukee

Spicy
Today, I helped my friend, who is a slob, move out of my house. I found the source of the funky smell she's been complaining about, under her bed. It was her vibrator. I found it with my bare hands. I had to bleach my hands twice and I still don't feel clean. FML
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BabySparkle1 15

Hasn't she ever heard of cleaning the vibrator? Or using vagisil "down there"? That's really disgusting.

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devore504 7

I guess she needed a toy cause no man would go near something that smells that bad

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dreamering 16

You should check the shower head as well

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CeltHound 14

Another reason to live by yourself!!'nn

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usmcdvil 4

Does this go with the FML below this? Lol

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alaskababy907 11

Literally, funky. O.O that's disgusting, I'm sorry you had to experience that, OP.

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HeyArnold91 8

You'll never look at anything that requires batteries the same again. Scarred for life.

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ogremama 2

That's just eeeewwwwww!!!!!!

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BetinhaG3 2

I'm not sure if I can take this seriously lol. It's just nasty and who would leave something so personal like that under the bed.

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goujee 2

Well, looks like im not finishing this breakfast

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