Geek: Today, I have my new iPod Touch, and I'm walking down the street....

By Ulysse - 01/01/2009 19:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I have my new iPod Touch, and I'm walking down the street. Since it's really cold, I'm wearing gloves. At some point, I want to change the song, and don't want to remove my gloves. I try changing the song with my nose, for about 3 minutes, until I realize I look really stupid. FML

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Same thing different taste

By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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By Brea - 01/02/2011 18:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

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By Jocelyn - 25/11/2012 07:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 09:04 - Australia

Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML

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That one John Cage track

By dtmm - 22/01/2023 20:00

Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML

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By OzzyWannabee - 20/02/2015 08:12 - France - Issy-les-moulineaux

Today, I tried to overcome my shyness by warmly greeting the bus driver while entering it. I instead blurted out really loudly the words of the song my iPod was playing. FML

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Glue ear

By NoMoreHeadphones - 08/09/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 12:17 - Australia

Today, I was alone with a work acquaintance at lunch. A noise came from his pocket; he whipped out his iPod Touch and said "Sorry, I have to take this," before walking away with the iPod to his ear. Not only did he not want to talk to me, he thought I was stupid enough to confuse an iPod with a phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 09:57 - United States

Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML

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Ximmie 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:52

I do that all the time to change the volume on my iPod nano LOL!!!!! I thought I was the only moron who did this, glad to know im not the only one!

H2oPolo3 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 6:23

actually they are heat based haha

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heyitsme0123 6

Saturday 1 May 2010 4:01

haha me too :P

XXJASEXX 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 18:28

WTF?

ninjasaurous 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:37

Lame FML

stopreadingmynam 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 11:39

you got off easy. once, I tried my tongue. in public.

sassyangel24 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 19:57

dude your tongue works wayyyyyyyyy better(: it's warmer than your nose, and touch screens are like heat activated.

idkmyusername 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 21:48

lmao @ #41 "using other body parts" ;)

cole86 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 4:46

woooooooooow. Thad really sad.

Jillzz 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 6:26

Haha I've done that, just not in public 

Leftieswillrule 3

Wednesday 6 October 2010 0:14

haters gonna hate, **** 'em do it your nose nobody cares

Erik_Holmgren 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 9:17

same here lol

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That one John Cage track

Glue ear

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