By Jobby - 30/06/2012 12:48

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML
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keeneh16 0

Could be worse. The plane couldve crashed.

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truthbringer007 6

Sorry OP! Hope flights 3 & 4 aren't as bad!!!

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Listerinekiss_fml 7

Damn op what did you eat so I can avoid it. I hope you feel better though.

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jbb8766 1

I'm feeling for all your holes :) hope u feel better

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hockeyoceancity 13

Lets hope none of your fingers slip into any of her holes...

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uni9804 0

who has four flights in one day?

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unknown_user5566 26

Flight attendants. Pilots. Peter Griffin.

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bmkc4 1

Maybe they are flying to another country and have to change flights several times

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x_cutkiller_x_fml 6

I guess this is the hard way to lose weight.

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tjstone 5

I hope you didn't have the kosher meal on the plane... one way to make the runs worst is THAT!

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zombiibabii 4

I don't think I could even wish that on my worst enemy, lol. Get well soon, OP!

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