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You're 20, whats the problem?
you have to be 21 to drink legally
I wouldn't let my mom drive, she's narcoleptic
Having an empty bottle of booze in your seat is illegal no matter how old you are. How are the cops supposed to know you haven't been drinking it while driving? You're a moron.
Breathalyzer. Moron.
You diserved that.. but adding in "i'm twenty" made you sound like some sort of goody two shoes.... I'm 17 and up to the same stuff but I don't think of myself as a rebel... meh whats she going to do?
Adding the OP's age does matter. She's 20 meaning she's an under age drinker. She's in the States. I doubt the mom is going to think she's a: "Goody Two Shoe." Damn now I'm singing--Adam Ant Don't drink, don't smoke. What do you do? At least she practices saver sex. (:
a) you're driving a mustang so I'm going to assume you're a girl, (if not, then well...buy a real sports car) just be straight up with your mom that you're an alcoholic sex freak. b) who leaves all that shit on the seat of your car? regardless of your mothers presence in the vehicle, those are the things you leave in a plastic bag tucked under the seat. c) where is the sex toy if it's not in the packaging? ;) ;)
hahahaa. moron.
I totally believe that you're 20, have a Mustang, drink entire bottles of rum, have lots of sex, AND still live with your mom.
have you not read the comenting policy? do not call fml's fake
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I don't really see what the importance of the "I'm twenty" part is. That would be embarrassing at any age, but by twenty I should think your mom would be OK with you having sex and drinking. If you were 16 that might be a different story.
Then I'm 20 is important because the drinking age in America is 21 lol