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By NotAHappyWife - 14/06/2016 02:55 - United States - Madison

Today, I had to strip the entire bed and scrub the mattress because my husband farts so much in his sleep that the smell has embedded itself in everything. FML

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MAT1218 7

Tuesday 14 June 2016 21:56

1mo2mo 12

Tuesday 14 June 2016 23:26

Sounds like the typical me!

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MAT1218 7

Tuesday 14 June 2016 21:56

1mo2mo 12

Tuesday 14 June 2016 23:26

Sounds like the typical me!

Witchylady 17

Wednesday 15 June 2016 8:33

Time to change his diet so he won't fart as much. Less processed crap. More fruits nuts and veggies will do wonders to his farting butt hole

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